the pen is mightier than the sword... but don't mess with someone who has a sword.

PLAYS

All are finished. Paradise CA has not been produced, so it is available as a workable draft. There is also a fully produced concept album of the soundtrack, available on Sound Cloud (CLICK HERE). I also have the fully produced soundtrack to my unproduced musical Taken, the Unauthorized Musical Parody (CLICK HERE). If you have a theatre company and would like to read the script, contact me through the contact form. I would ask that your provide some information (website, credentials), as I get many fake spam emails.

TAKEN - THE UNAUTHORIZED MUSICAL PARODY

Bryan Mills is on a mission to save his daughter from kidnappers in Paris. In my version, he does not only with a very particular set of skills, but also with a decent baritone.

PARADISE CA

This is a musical set in an alternate 1962-63. The world barely survives a nuclear war and the residents of Paradise, CA must survive with nothing but their wits, their knowledge and jazz hands.

YEAR OF THE DOG

Two acts are set 12 years apart (1982 and 1994) with only one character carrying over. The first act explores life in a convenience store, late at night. Act II follows one of the customers. Many years later, a man who was once a homeless alcoholic in that store charges people to communicate with the spirits.

(RICE NOT INCLUDED)

A lonely wedding chapel owner and a spurned potential bride fall in love, only to find out that the other is not quite what they expected.

I've also written two self-produced movies, The Tools and Medial Casting. I've done freelance joke-writing for The Tonight Show and been published by National Lampoon, from back in the day when magazines were a thing.